won't ever be your corner stone

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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#spn
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via fuckyeahchrisevans · originally by 7zees

actual-human-girl:

OITNB is the kind of show where you can’t ever decide who your favourite character is.

But you know it’s not Vee.

INFINITE LIST OF FAVORITE MOVIES:
the avengers, 2012. dir. by joss whedon.

we could use a little worse.

via tohnystarks · originally by cpriceys

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

via pashingsmumpkins · originally by sktagg23

fabbender:

who needs a gun, when you have a face like that Chris Evans

"I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance."

via fuckyeahchrisevans · originally by fabbender

so-humorous:

Worlds smallest mountain lion lol

via gnarly · originally by so-humorous
We haven’t needed to freeze anyone since we developed warp capability, which explains the most interesting thing about our friend here. He’s 300 years old.
via kennexmccoyy · originally by kissthejotun
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