Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
OITNB is the kind of show where you can’t ever decide who your favourite character is.
But you know it’s not Vee.
INFINITE LIST OF FAVORITE MOVIES:
→ the avengers, 2012. dir. by joss whedon.
we could use a little worse.
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
who needs a gun, when you have a face like that → Chris Evans
"I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance."
Worlds smallest mountain lion lol
We haven’t needed to freeze anyone since we developed warp capability, which explains the most interesting thing about our friend here. He’s 300 years old.